Friday, August 18, 2006

Stupid Google Games

Go ahead, try it...enter "(your name) looks like" into Google and see what comes up. This is what I got:

Jenn looks like a old man with a bad hairdo.
Jenn looks like she's going to strangle my sister.
Jenn looks like a 1960s movie star.
Jenn looks like a big girl.
Jenn looks like she’s just witnessed a murder.
Jenn looks like a Penis.
Jenn looks like a horseface prudish twat.
Jenn looks like her usual glam self.
Jenn looks like someone took away her lollypop.
Jenn looks like goddess.
Jenn looks like she has crooked malformed boobs!

Who woulda thunk it, me, the horsefaced prudish twat with crooked, malformed boobs. Such a vision of splendor.

My favorite, is "Jenn looks like a goddess." Accurate and flattering!

No comments: