Thursday, October 19, 2006

Because I'm Lazy

I simply don't have the creative energy to write much at this point. Maybe later. There are plenty of entries floating around in my head, I just can't seem to take them from head to words. Hate it when that happens.

A meme stolen from Badger:

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? George W. Bush

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Who would it be? That's easy. Michael Jackson as his latest incarnation.

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? On a good day, my boss.

4. What is your favorite cheese? I like all cheese, but my favorite is definitely gooey, melty Brie with some kind of spicy fruit chutney.

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make? A reuben with melty swiss, crispy, fresh sauerkraut on toasted swirled rye.

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice? Hmmm...Male: Keanu Reeves. Female: Kirsten Dunst

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick? Oh, this is too hard! I don't know names. Any one of the guys from Rascal Flatts. Maybe all at once.

8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy crap, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it? At Rural King. Because I like power tools.

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? Ireland

10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do? Hundred bucks doesn't buy much in Ireland, but it's a nice start on buying a few doses of Irish Draught horse semen for my next eventer.

11. A demon rises out of Hell and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is...? Raspberry Framboise

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there? I'm headin' to the Middle Ages, baby, and making my way straight to the nearest tourney for a little jousting action. And a pub.

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? I am the Queen of Everything and must be worshipped frequently and regularly.

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise? "The Girl Show," where all my girlfriends sit around and talk about important crap.

15. What is your favorite curse word? God Fucking Dammit, because it makes me feel better when I say it.

16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do? Start unraveling them. I wanna know what's underneath!

17. Your house is on fire! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the item? My tack trunk, because one cannot replace the memories associated with the bits of leather and metal in that trunk.

18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour? Go on a picnic in the woods with my family.

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be? Teleportation. It would make traveling SO much easier.

20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? Wouldn't you like to know.

21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? If I could erase it, I would never have learned from it, so I think I'll keep it.

22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool stuff... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'! What country are you going to live in now? Duh, Ireland.

23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be? O'Malley's in KC

24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude, check it out... I can FLOAT!"? My sister's, because she would be SO jealous! She'd probably chuck spitballs at me too, just because she's like that.

25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life? Steve Irwin, The Crocodile Hunter

26. The Gates of Hell have opened, and Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person, etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back? Chris, because I still miss her and didn't get enough time to learn from her.

27. What's your theme song? "Redneck Woman," by Gretchen Wilson

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